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[![adrianmato.com](/assets/preview.png)](https://adrianmato.com)

[Visit my website](https://adrianmato.com)

## 😄 Developer Jokes

**Q:** Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
**A:** Because light attracts bugs!

**Q:** How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?
**A:** Does it have to be a lightbulb?

**Q:** Why did the developer go broke?
**A:** Because they used up all their cache!

**Q:** What's a programmer's favorite hangout place?
**A:** Foo Bar!

**Q:** Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
**A:** Because Oct 31 == Dec 25! (31 in octal = 25 in decimal)