Since this app might never make it into production, here's a poem from Gemini because Swift is hard.
In realms of code, where logic's spun, A dev named Byte, his battles won. With TypeScript's dance and Rust's embrace, He coded with a joyful grace.
Go's concurrency, a simple art, And Python's charm, right from the start. Even Dart, with Flutter's bright gleam, Was but a sweet, delightful dream.
But then came Swift, a language grand, A puzzling beast across the land. "Optionals!" he'd cry, with furrowed brow, "Why must you vex me, here and now?"
map and forEach, a simple plea,
But padding in SwiftUI? "Oh, dearie me!"
His Xcode crashed, his patience thin,
"Is this a joke? Where do I begin?"
He'd conquer servers, build great apps, But Swift's UI, a series of traps. So here's to Byte, a coding star, Who found his Waterloo, in Swift, afar!